If anything goes together, it’s medieval knights and chemistry! Did I say go together? I mean, if anything DOES NOT go together, it’s knights and witchcraft… I mean science. Either way, join the Crunk Knight as he explores a low-rent version of alchemy as he attempts to turn a steel shield boss into gold (or let’s face it, brass) in the laziest ways possible. Fantastic idea! So sit back, admire the brass on this guy, have a laugh, and get a chemical burn, maybe, as Lord Xerus patinas, varnishes, spray paints, and lacquers his way into your heart.